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bombing:

great pickup lines for the club 

  • why is this music so loud?
  • why is this music so loud?
  • why is this music so loud?
  • why is this music so loud?
  • why is this music so loud?

zaynphantom:

zayn probs doesn’t write cuz his lyrics be like:

pussy money weed 

faded for a week

i don’t sleep

fuck my enemies

shego:

guys are so terrifying like they will really date a girl as a joke or make bets in their friend groups on who can fuck a girl first or take her virginity and that’s so scary this is a joke to them

weekendwolvess:

hmu i’m a piece of shit, im average looking, my body is gross but i have good music taste 

nippleicious:

When boys can sing like,

you can sing,
i’m SINGle,
i think we’re meant to be